We'd be glowing...

gabesassporta:

breaking news patrick is a stubborn 4 year old

breaking news patrick is a stubborn 4 year old

i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true

"I could start fires with what I feel for you."
— Fires, David Ramirez (via johnsteinbeck-)

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

gingerhaze:

shippery:

I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE

c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

Mostly I just think about naps and kissing you

dignitea:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no

"I could start fires with what I feel for you." — Fires, David Ramirez (via johnsteinbeck-)

"I could start fires with what I feel for you."
— Fires, David Ramirez (via johnsteinbeck-)